Smuggling midgets

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007

peanut-smuggler

A woman with erect nipples that can easily be seen through her blouse.

Jennifer Aniston is a righteous peanut-smuggler.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

bacon smuggler

A woman who has meat curtains hanging from her vagina, thus looking like she is smuggling bacon.

Man, that chick last night that I met was a bacon smuggler!

by PiMpShItFoRLiFe December 12, 2006

Plum Smuggler

Plum smuggling is the male version of camel toe. Therefore a plum smuggler is a guy who has male camel toe.

Jim Dangle from Reno 911! is a plum smuggler.

by Kranston July 8, 2005

yo-yo smuggler

the P.C. or (Mormon) version of cammel toe, taco pants, or the frontal pant crease.

Did you see Sister Smith in church last Sunday? That dress was so tight it looked like she was smuggling a yo-yo. eg.yo-yo smuggler.

by Dustin Bowman April 24, 2006

Smuglat

Definition: Smuglat, meaning "smelly, ugly, fat"

This is used as an indirect diss to a person
(mostly behind ther back)

"Hey colleen, Anna is such a smuglat."

"Then she was, like, wearing a brown sweatshirt. And i was, like, thats fucking Smuglatish."

by ----------- June 11, 2006

smugtard

A smugtard is: (a) one who is content to live in a delusion and pretends that all is well in order to save face or maintain the status quo. (b)One who is stalwart in defending their position despite overwhelming evidence that they completely and utterly wrong.

Example (a): The smugtard waged a war against the wrong country.

(b)Janine was a smugtard when she happily proceeded with her wedding plans despite catching an STD from her fiance and finding out he sired many illegitimate offspring during their courtship.

by Mixtionary April 1, 2009