sling one up the back of she

To put it right up her arse.

"brev, shes fit! why don't you sling one up the back of she"

by socopoc August 31, 2015

Purple Headed Yogart Slinging Dragon

It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.

Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon

by TequilaPrep September 15, 2009

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

slinging text

communication between two people in quick succession (generally, a real time discussion) via IM, text message, e-mail, or some other form of text-only communication.

This term is often used as a contrast to other kinds of communication such as a phone call, skype video conference, or just getting up and walking over to your buddy's dorm room.

Guy: Hey, babe, I've been at my computer all day working on my paper that was due tonight, I really don't feel like slinging text around right now.

by djh2600 October 20, 2010

slinged

the state of being intoxicated, inebriated, or sedated

"Man, I got slinged last night and knocked boots with the sheila from down the hall."

by Dirty Mack May 10, 2010

butt sling

A very short miniskirt

Did you see that girl in class wearing that butt sling? I could almost see her cameltoe.

by AL-ANON September 22, 2008