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To put it right up her arse.
"brev, shes fit! why don't you sling one up the back of she"
by socopoc August 31, 2015
mugGet the sling one up the back of shemug.
It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon
by TequilaPrep September 15, 2009
mugGet the Purple Headed Yogart Slinging Dragonmug.

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009
mugGet the knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunkmug.
Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.
Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.
by goobershanker April 6, 2004
mugGet the granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a slingmug.

Tuna Sling

Give me a minute, I have to adjust my tuna sling, it is wedgying like a bitch.
by Balanon December 30, 2023
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Ping Sling

The act of putting a pinga (ecstasy pill) under ones foreskin and keeping it there until it disolves thus giving said person the full effect of pinga enlightenment.
"I could'nt swallow the Blue Versace brah, it was too big, so I just ping slinged it."
by DjDyss August 14, 2016
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Slinging Go-Gurt

The Act of after receiving head with a Condom on and then taking said Condom and hitting Someone with it.
Could be the person who gave head or a random bystander, Watch your head.
"I ended up Slinging Go-gurt at her and then leaving"
"I know someone around here Slings Go-Gurt so be careful"
by maire August 16, 2021
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