Savannah Sleeping Bag

Endearing nickname for a deliciously flowing mullet, known to originate in southern Georgia.

Cletus: We're gonna be camping all weekend. Shouldn't you bring a blanket or sumthin'?
Jasper: Naw, I've been growin' this here out since'n I was nahn! *points to back of neck*
Cletus: Shoulda knowed your Savannah Sleeping Bag would be warm enough!

by b-dob November 20, 2009

Sleeping Floorters

The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.

Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.

by sodomicblitz July 27, 2009

The Sleeping Chocolate

The Sleeping Chocolate (with/without an ace on the inside) - when you fill a large sized condom with chocolate soda and slip inside someone else's ass while they're asleep. The ace on the inside would mean you dropped goldfish on the inside for a little surpirse on the removal

Man, Ted was pissed after he woke up with the sleeping chocolate

by the_sleeping_chocolate_man December 3, 2010

stfu im sleeping

A way to tell someone to shut the fuck up when your about to go to sleep or if your going offline from a website to take a nap.

your friend: yo whats up bro?

you: stfu im sleeping

your friend: ok later dude

by conertavoly November 29, 2009

Sneezing Cobra

This is the act of thrusting your cock into a womans throat as u are about to blow the load. As this is happening she will choke and cough, (Normal) then when you blow the load she will cough it up and it will come out her nose! The face she will make is priceless! *you might want to take a picture it will last longer!!! As it runs out her nostrils she will look like a Sneezing Cobra!

Guy: Yeah man I gave that girl the sneezing cobra last night.
Friend: Nice! Did you get a pic!I bet that her face was priceless!

by Nick Pounded February 17, 2008

Sleeping Nekid

-verb

The act of sleeping completely naked in your bed but with your shoes on. Some variations include wearing your socks on your hands and/or putting your underwear on your head.

"Yo fool...Don't hate just cuz I SLEEP NEKID!"

or

"I SLEEP NEKID WIT MAH SHOES ON N' SHIT!"

or

"Man...it's so awesome to be sleeping nekid!"

by Th@t CloVeR DuDe December 9, 2008

Amazonian Sleeping Bag

Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.

(1)
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....

Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)

Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...

(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.

Guy2: She didn't did she!?

Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.

Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?

by DerekBlazzo April 3, 2009