slapping the ham

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.

Danny is known for slapping the ham.

by sixtynine lover June 26, 2006

slap happy

term used to describe one's mood when sleep deprived or tired. Signs of being 'slap happy' include inane rambling, strange remarks, odd random behavior (such as giving oneself a wedgie), uncontrollable laughter at one's own jokes.

Bob is slap happy today because he was out late last night.

by ladeefalcn March 31, 2005

Pussy Slap

Slapping a chick’s pussy with you dick or hand before fucking it

Chicks beg for the Pussy Slap!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Gibbs-slap

A sharp, upward slap to the back of the head given to someone acting blaringly stupid. Originated from Special Agent Gibbs from NCIS who employs this manuver often.

"Dude, your mom is so hot."
*Gibbs-slap*
"What? Well she is..."

by plataypusIhateyou October 7, 2005

Ithaca Slap

Everyone gets a shot of whiskey and stands in a huge circle. The first person takes a shot and gets slapped by the person to their right. The person that just slapped someone then takes their shot and gets slapped by the person to THEIR right. This goes continuously until all shots have been taken and all faces have been slapped.

**Usually happens at an after-party for Roller Derby, but can happen at any time/any place where whiskey is present.

Everyone grab a shot of whiskey, it's time for some Ithaca Slaps!!!

Ithaca Slaps are the coolest thing I've ever experienced at a party, not only do we get drunk but I slapped a dumb bitch in the face without getting in trouble!

by Ithaca Slap for All!! November 20, 2012

Slap Battles

Slap Battles is a ROBLOX game developed by Tencelll

Player 1: hey man i don't wanna play ability wars that shit is ass
Player 2: ok we got slap battles if you wanna play that
Player 1: isn't that just ability wars but neutered
Player 2: shut the fuck up

by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022

Slap the Salmon

Female masturbation or female/female sexual activity.

I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.

My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019