Silent Couture

A very sly and unexpected attack by the man of Bill Couture. He did missions with the CIA killing criminals with his specialty attack the Silent Couture, in which he pinches his fingers together and punctures them in your neck/shoulder. This attack is very fatal and most victims of it die immediately. This attack is known to go along with a loud yell of WHATTTTT! when he performs it.

John "Watch out!"
Mark "What?"
John "He rose his fingers watch out for the Silent couture!"

by thebargasstud April 16, 2009

Silent Partner

The man or woman who was already in a quiet public restroom taking a dump, and who stops taking a dump when you enter the restroom or sit down beside them, presumably because they don't want you to hear them taking said dump. They usually wait until you leave to resume their business.

I entered the men's room and sat down for a shit in an available stall. The room was empty, except for one silent partner in the stall next to me. When I was finished, I washed my hands and left, but as the door closed behind me, I heard the whalesong-like sounds of my silent partner resuming his bowel movement.

by Orion1972 March 8, 2013

Silent porridge

The awkward silence the morning after a blazing row with your partner.

Joe: "you look down in the dumps today"
John: "yeah, me and the missus had silent porridge this morning"

by TransitTrain February 20, 2017

sileas

Sileas is a girl who is incredibly smart and she doubts her self about it. She is probably one of the best friends you have. She can be a little inside but that's ok because she makes you laugh constantly. She is the kind of person who can make you laugh when you are crying. If someone breaks your heart, she will brake there legs. She will do anything for you.

Person 1: Sileas is the best

Person 2: she really is

Person 3: I wish I could be Sileas

by I think you know who I am.... April 14, 2017

Silent Football

A complicated game which origins date all the way back to the 5th and 6th centuries. Its true creators' identity is unknown, but some believe the game was invented by none other than King Arthur the Great. To play, one must know a Player. A Player is one who has mastered the skill, or has otherwise participated in a game of Silent Football taught by another, and so on. Basically it's similar to the Free Masons. While not being able to list the exact gameplay or rules, it is fairly simple to find Players around you. Just yell, "Hey! What is Silent Football?" Many people will immediately come up to you and teach you. It is not hard to become a Player yourself, but may I say, while it is an honor, it is most definitely a curse. Proceed with caution. You will know what I mean.

Example: "Hey Mike, wanna play Silent Football?"

"Sure man. Gather the others. We will meet in the ally by Krispy Kreame. Don't let anyone follow you, but if they do....well you know what to do."

by thefuzeghost April 18, 2017

silent snapping

When you and another person continuously send snaps to each other without using any words.

Hey , you and that girl/guy still talking?

Yea but we this week we have only been silent snapping.

by Legopiece26047 June 8, 2017

silentshark

A friend who is always around and usually never talks but has a big temper sometimes and could be annoying.

Man, Jerry is such a SilentShark. He always gets mad when he loses.

by Popsthepops August 14, 2017