Samism

Unique phrases an interesting girl named Sam has adopted into her vocabulary and utilized in her everyday life. For example- Earball,oh 4 cute, bestest and cha know.

“Omg...she just yelled in my earball”

“Wow... she is oh 4 cute!”
“There she goes again with her samism’s”

by Bb4lfe July 2, 2018

SIMI

Self Inflicted Masterbation Injury, the term used for injuries during self pleasure.

do You know how he got a black eye?

I heard he had a SIMI

by Buddah61 October 15, 2018

Simi

Books are like true friends

keep the good ones close to you Simi

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018

Samism

A Samism is statement made when Sam say’s something before thinking or asks a dumb question before realising her mistake

What does Will.I.Am stand for?

Omg, that was a Samism

by Red.1 January 5, 2019

Shmished

When something has been shmooshed its also been shmished.

You shmished my bread! Now I can't make a sandwich.

by Anika Friedman January 29, 2019

Simi fat cunt

A fat man

Simi fat cunt is a fat man who likes to Rub tits and flick clit on BBW’s

by Simi fat man April 30, 2019

Semisphere

half of a sphere

kenneth said that the shape of the sky was a semisphere

by jzlrx June 15, 2019