Meat Silencer

The erection an officer of the law experiences as he is stacking up behind other officers before making a forced entry into a private dwelling.

Damn, Bob was grinding his meat silencer into my back just before we busted into that drug dealers house!!!

Meat Silencer by PrisonCityDub May 3, 2008

smilence 

Smile meaningfully but keep silence.

Smilence occurs when you know what is going on, but decided not to speak it out. However your smile betrayed your attempt.

You do smilence because that you do not want to hurt others' feeling or harm yourself; or the answer is forbidden to say or too trivial or simply useless.

When the party says that freedom of speech is a fundamental right of Chinese citizen endorsed by the constitution, the shitizens all keep their smilence.

"Why are you smilent! Who do you think is more beautiful, Helen or me?" my girfired asked me.

smilence by joopaajee January 6, 2011

Silentes 

It is silent but spelt wrong, and is used in a more serious way. When you need to yell at someone to be quiet you can say silentes.

Silentes! You’re being so loud!

Silentes!

Silentes by JurassicWolf July 30, 2019

Silencing Psychology 

The tendency for the field of psychology to remain silent about the internal practices that silence diverse viewpoints, and frames of reference through which phenomena may be understood. Many of these tendencies come from practices that claim to be "Critical," and without contest.

The professor was practicing silencing psychology as he professed hard and fast viewpoints that increased discomfort among his students, leading to their total shut down in the class discussion.

Silencing Psychology by ModernMichael February 7, 2022

Shit Silencer

A strip of toilet paper (usually doubled up - 4 squares folded over to make 2 thick squares) which is laid over the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl. This way, if your toilet is in close proximity to other people or your house is quiet when you're taking a shit and don't want people to hear the splash of your logs hitting the water, the shit silencer cures this issue!

Person 1: Man I took a massive shit last night
Person 2: That must have woken your family up
Person 1: Nah, I used a shit silencer!
Person 2: Ah good job

Shit Silencer by saucehair April 22, 2011

Stool Silencer

1. To tear off large quantities of toilet paper and drop them in the toilet, usually done when one feels the need to defecate, and/or does not wish to be heard doing so for reasons of privacy.

2. An action taken when one no longer wishes to stall stall, being pressed for time or wishing to leave the restroom.

While in the public restroom, Pablo used a stool silencer to avoid embarrassment and alerting others to how he was using the stall.

Stool Silencer by Reyasa August 25, 2011

Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.

I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.

Fart silencer by Richter Ass September 29, 2019