Simp

When a guy puts his girl on his Instagram Story, but never the boys

Guys did you see Doubz's instagram story? What a simp.

by Goirish831 April 4, 2020

simp

Short for simpleton

Commonly used among Australian IRC users.

(14:55:09) (+DooGseY--) you goddamn simp

by BombBomb November 23, 2003

Simp

A guy who exerts all of his life force on some mediocre pussy for no good reason. Common simps are Sebastian, Ryan, Anthony, and Daniel.

Both Ryan and Sebastian were simping over the new girl.

by Hexo February 16, 2020

Simp

Another word for wanksta, A bitch, or SUCKA. /Orgin: California

v. Simpin

1.These fake ass thugs are simps.
2. All these These rappers are on the radio are fake thugs. They should call it Simp Hop, Not Hip Hop.
3. Look at that boy Simpin to the hoe.

by Khmao Verbalist November 12, 2004

simping

Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.

PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.

by shochina August 23, 2007

Simp

A person who acts hard infront of his friends but then is a little wimp infront of his girlfriend

Kevin is a simp because he acts hard on maplestory then begs his gf for forgiveness and marriage

by KingFlashBoii January 11, 2012

Simp

A nice guy incel coomer who kisses the ass of the female gender usually in the hopes of sexual gratification or achieving some sort of romantic relationship with someone from said gender because feminists told them that is the “reward” they will receive for such actions, however this outcome never occurs because that’s not how the real world works. Simps usually look for thots to simp for on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.

lol look at this idiot simp boi simping for that twitch thot XD

by I’mGonnaFuckYouInTheAssNoHomo March 25, 2020