[Shredded] Wheat

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.

Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.

by Tahoetjd October 6, 2008

SHRED

To totally demolished, desecrate, eliminate and disintegrate a person.

Damn: Brody was Illin at the bar last night. I had to "SHRED" his ass in the parking lot. He thought he was gonna knock me off.

The next nigga that tries me I'm SHRED his ass. I'm to old to throw hands.

by OG Wisper LoCc November 15, 2023

shred tags

it’s open for inturpretaion. however the basic gist is being hella cool and edgy. a term used by skateboarders.

“oi man, i just smoked the phattest spliff”
“ayyyyyyyyyy that shred tags”

by sid_from_skins May 31, 2018

Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.

Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine

by Knarrly January 31, 2022

Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.

Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!

by Assman329 July 26, 2024

Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.

Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine

by Knarrly January 31, 2022

Shredded

Totally jacked and muscular

Omg you are extremely lean and shredded

by Heyayya May 31, 2023