Shitcrust

The crust on a piece of shit. Metaphorically speaking, the unpleasantly dry surface manifestation of a larger mass of wet excrement.

Philip Hammond, chancellor of the exchequer, is merely the shitcrust on top of a government entirely composed of a stinking pile of shite.

by Rico1971 October 2, 2017

Shiber_daddy

Shiber_daddy is an ateez fan account created but a person who strangely has a toe and veiny hand king, which i think is disgusting but no kink shamming in this household.

Shiber_daddy could suck my toes whenever she feels like it.

by SKSKKSJSKS July 20, 2019

shierly

A Beautiful and charming individual. Knowledgeable, Shierly is a sweet kind loving person who tries to be there for everyone. An individual with a sincere heart. She is very intelligent and takes pride the things she believes in. She may be shy when you first get to know her but her true colors will shine once you know her well enough. Don't make her angry, because she doesn't like it when someone spends his time just in vain. She has an alluring aura and is the sweetest woman you will ever meet.

"Did you see Shierly the other day? Damn the girl is charming and beautiful as hell"
"Shierly is amazing, i might actually be in love with her"
"She is so sweet, I bet her name is Shierly"

by xxccsvb November 23, 2021

Shitty Shifter

The act of a lesbian going anal with any type of shift lever.

You should have been with us last night, Abby performed a shitty shifter in my pickup and now it smells like sweaty ass and anal orgasms!

by not batman... ok fine batman. May 8, 2011

Pie Shifter

Refers to someone who can go into a petrol station and clear the whole shelf of Ginster's pasties in one visit.

"Wow did you see that guy eat all those pasties? What a pie shifter."

by Ferg1 June 26, 2012

sheet shifter

When a person intentionally leaves one sheet of toilet paper on a roll, shifting the responsibility for putting a new roll on to the next hapless user. The next user may discover too late that the supply is insufficient and have to hop over to the closet with their pants around their ankles to get a new roll. In a frat house it is unlikely that there is another roll. This individual is the lowest of the low rollers.

Hey dude, can't you let people know that the TP is used up? I had to fish some dirty tissues out of the trash to wipe my ass with. Stop being a sheet shifter you asswipe.

by pelicanellie June 13, 2014

Arkansas shiner

When a man decides to have a sip of whiskey and keeping it in his mouth and then give oral sex to a female.

Hey man my wife enjoyed so much the Arkansas shiner I gave her before to sleep.

by blackmambou October 5, 2017