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Vampire Shift

somebody who sleeps with their boss to get the night shifts because they're so drugged out on coke and heroin that the sun hurts their eyes so they can't be out in daylight. It applies to people who are so coked out that they can only be out during the night.
girl: "I hope my boss isn't gay because I need to get a Vampire Shift!"
by VampireShift September 17, 2011
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sheffield wednesday

Historically Yorkshire most successful club of all time, the oldest league club in the county (5th in England) after being formed in 1867, as an add-on to 'The Wednesday' cricket club. Nicknamed the Owls, origionally known as the Blades until a stadium move to OWLerton. Currently managed by Paul Sturrock who took the reigns from prvious manager Chris Turner. Rivals include, Sheffield United, Rotherham and Barnsley. However due to the amount of clubs in Yorhshire teams such as Huddersfield Town, Leeds United and Doncaster Rovers may also be considered 'rivals'. Sheffield Wednesday play their home games at Hillsborough Stadium which has a capacity of 39,859. Last season were the best supported club in the Championship (24,853), ahead other of Yorkshire clubs Sheffield United (23,650) and Leeds United (22,354) - both finished in the top six, compared to Wednesday's 19th place stance. Recently were promoted to the Championship after two painful years in the third tier - coinciding with Wednesday's second worst finish EVER. Now on track to make a steady return the the Premiership.
Sheffield Wednesday -

Promotion - achieved
Survival - achieved
Consolidation - In Process
Promotion - In due course
by Nick Cusack August 9, 2006
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Panama Shift

The "Panama Shift" is a well known sex rotation for three people. It was created to keep sexual activity constantly going throughout a 24 hour period. It generally involves two transvestites and one male. This allows one person to take a break while the other two are having sex with each other, and a rotation is established.

The Panama Shift can also be accomplished with two transvestites and a female, as long as she has a strap on dildo. This is sometimes called the Panama Giraffe.
Tom: "Hey, guess what I did in Rio De Janeiro!"
Mike: "Banged all the trannies there?"
Tom: "Not all of them! But I was part of a Panama Shift!"
Mike: "Awesome!"
Tom: "My butt hurts now, but it was totally worth it!"
by lumberjacker55 December 18, 2010
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Shifan

A terrible bridge player but great friend...
Also very thankful...
What a top man! He is a total Shifan
by RandoPseudonym November 25, 2019
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Shifa

GUYS THE worlds most beautiful girl are named shifa they are just made for the one who is best . She is the queen of his world.she is crush to many person but he is made for the one whose name starts with F ...she is very very very very pretty..
Actually my crush name is shifa..🤣
by Special for you November 23, 2021
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Make Shift Blumpkin

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.
Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.
by MufinMan November 11, 2007
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gear shift dildo

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls
Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo
by Twitch Mutthawk June 21, 2007
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