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cat shepherd

The second career for a straight modern feminist woman when she has rejected all men in her league, but "refuses to settle" and "knows her worth".
"Did you see Norma at the class reunion? she didn't come with a date, guess she's still single."
"I heard she was a cat shepherd now."
by Aurora Garnet June 10, 2022
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Chicken Shepard

A German Shepard dog who jumps and runs from the room/area at loud noises or something falling on the opposite side of the room/area. Often with tail tucked and ears back.
German Shepard dogs barking in the yard as a man walks by.

Man abruptly barks loudly back at the dogs. BARK!
(The dogs tuck tail and run inside where their owner is.)
Owner laughs and exclaims "You two are nothing but big ol Chicken Shepards!"
by RubySueDaisyMay February 18, 2023
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filthy shepherd

When you use a scoop of warm mashed potatoes as lube then eat her out after you finish.
I gave your mom a filthy shepherd last night. Best taters I ever ate
by kraalix December 6, 2022
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Jack Shepherd

Jack Shepherd is an interesting character. Mr Shepherd is also the founder of Baldmary Oil. In addition, many would know him as BonzoTheGreat. Jack Shepherd is known for his baldspot. Why? We still are looking for the answers. His baldspot attracts millions over the globe. Some say he should be on love island. Sadly, his casting spot was taken by a local civilian named Radick Milner.
by Side-Eye FC July 10, 2023
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Finn Shepard

the most crazy ass son of a bitch ever, from the Sharknado series, he has wielded more weapons that jesus himself and he has probably killed the entire shark species several times.
Person 1: I just saw the new Sharknado movie! Sharknado 7: Across the Nadoverse!
2 nosreP: Finn Shepard is a crazy ass son of a bitch, the best part was when he backflipped over an entire building and activated a laser that blew up the Shark God!
by PikaboyMOD August 12, 2023
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Dirty Shepard

The act of vomiting and using said vomit for lube to Jack off with; then vomiting a second time in pure disgust with yourself.
I came across an accident scene the other day and saw a hot chick with two broken legs on the ground. Confused with my feelings, I gave myself a dirty shepard.
by SoiledDove October 3, 2023
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