sheep shagging

Years ago, because the English have small cocks, their wives would go to Wales for some big cock action. But in order to slip put of town they would have to dress up as sheep so the town guards wouldn't recongise them. Then dressed as sheep they would cross the border to Wales for some proper cock action. Hence the term 'sheep shagging'. But because the small cocks English got jealous they called the Welsh sheep shaggers, which is really an insult to themselves.

Engish Tracy: My husband has got such a tiny cock, I can never feel it.
English Sharon: My husbands cock is tiny too, lets go to Wales for some good hard cock.
English Tracy: But the town guard will spot us.
English Shatron: Not if we disguse ourselves as sheep, then those big cock Welshmen can do some 'sheep shagging' on us.

by Eldonko January 1, 2012

Sheep's Blood

A holy ambrosia enjoyed by the fraternal gods. Made up of part Everclear, Hawaiian punch, Sprite, and a few drops of blood from a sheep, this concoction should prove detrimental to sobriety. Sheep's blood has often been found to aggressively impair one's judgement, as well as melt the garb of any female to drink it straight off of her body. Dunderhead's may refer to this brew as "Jungle Juice," but these imbecile's are gravely mistaken. Sheep's blood will fuck ya up.

RS Jr: Hey man, will you pass me a cup of that sheep's blood?

Brett: You mean the jungle juice?

RS Jr: Fuck you Brett, get the fuck out right fucking now!

by weener6190 September 20, 2010

Sheep Shagger

anyone who owns a farm with a wife who doesn't fit there expectations

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

sheep brains

to view one's testicles in such a manner as they vaguely resemble a brain.

Ray showed the police sheep brains right before they arrested him.

by Joeseph January 20, 2004

Sheep Dit

Trouble; A bad situation. A nicer way of saying "deep shit".

When Ted saw his wife's car parked across the street from the bar he wasn't supposed to be going to anymore, he knew he was in sheep dit.

by Baron Von Dukay September 20, 2012

sheep gill

Cheap Thrilling, the act of going online with the sole intent of pursing virtual sexual pleasure with another person.

Rey: Hey Amar whose that girl?
Amar: Who? Laura? She's just a sheep gill.

by HermesFl February 16, 2014

Sheep Shocker

The Sheep Shocker is when you're engaged in vaginal sex and as you're about to ejaculate you shock her in the butthole with a taser causing her to shout "baaaa".

I gave Jasmine the sheep shocker last night and she yelled "baaa" so loud it woke up the neighbors.

by wwex June 9, 2014