6 year old looking at moms ID card
Sex: F
He laughs
Mom: What’s so funny?
Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it.
Husband died laughing
Sex: F
He laughs
Mom: What’s so funny?
Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it.
Husband died laughing
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In response to someone demonstrating an ability in an activity that you previously thought not possible:
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But still it’s about when a guy will put his dick (penis) in a girls vagina and push in and out constantly and the girl is probably gonna moan
But still it’s about when a guy will put his dick (penis) in a girls vagina and push in and out constantly and the girl is probably gonna moan
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Boy : Damn your so tight
Girl : *moans* f-faster ahhh
Story
He pushes himself into her slowly as she starts to moan loudly due to the pain. As he is deap enough, he starts to pull out slowly then repeats. She starts to feel pleasure as he kept on going in and out. She commanded him to go faster and he obeyed going deeper and harder too. She soon screams that she is going to cum
???play script
Boy : hey uhh you wanna have sex I mean we have been boyfriend and girlfriend for a long time now * scratches back of neck as he laughs awkwardly*
Boy : Damn your so tight
Girl : *moans* f-faster ahhh
Story
He pushes himself into her slowly as she starts to moan loudly due to the pain. As he is deap enough, he starts to pull out slowly then repeats. She starts to feel pleasure as he kept on going in and out. She commanded him to go faster and he obeyed going deeper and harder too. She soon screams that she is going to cum
???play script
Boy : hey uhh you wanna have sex I mean we have been boyfriend and girlfriend for a long time now * scratches back of neck as he laughs awkwardly*
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