by Billie Jean April 30, 2004

by Serving truths August 10, 2016

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.
You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.
by BigG123 November 1, 2010

by leafeff March 6, 2008

When a man engages in coitus with a menstruating woman, then insists that she perform oral sex on him. Often, the male has to resort to physical coercion instead of politely insisting.
She didn't tell me she was still on the rag until after I was inside her, so I decided serving blood sausage was in order.
by ZachIsMean January 8, 2009

Defined by sticking an index finger in someones colon during defecation and rotating your fingers so that the fecal matter comes out soft like soft serve ice cream and placing it on the face or chest but doesn't occur unless your in Seattle.
1) Dude, you just got served some soft serve
2) Dude what the fucks on my face?
3) I want some of your SSS in my face
4) I like some Seattle soft serve on a hot day
2) Dude what the fucks on my face?
3) I want some of your SSS in my face
4) I like some Seattle soft serve on a hot day
by Seattle soft server July 10, 2010

It works like this:
Dancer: *dances at a random person*
Person: *dances back*
***this means "its on now" ****
**the two proceed in a dance off**
Dancer: *loses the dance off*
Person: "You got served"
Dancer: *dances at a random person*
Person: *dances back*
***this means "its on now" ****
**the two proceed in a dance off**
Dancer: *loses the dance off*
Person: "You got served"
by Maricolas February 17, 2007
