semen whipped

When a girl likes the taste of cum so much that she will drop anything to get it.

Hey, where did Kelci go? You know she went to go suck dick. That girl is so semen whipped!

by Miranda February 2, 2015

monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz

Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen

by NinNards May 16, 2017

semen gang

When a girl has had that much semen all up inside her, she creates a group consisting of other girls who are slags like her.

Phil: Oh my God! Did you hear she slept with 4 guys over the weekend?

Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.

by Halluminati February 6, 2017

semen suitcase

Another word for an overly used vagina

Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.

by Bill Manly April 18, 2016

Semen fused

when a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into a woman's face and her eyes become stuck together and fused

jon: im so sorry. i just semen fused your eyes together
Amy: #LessGlue!

by twerkalicious69 June 12, 2014

semen plug

When a huge amount of semen is built up in the anus of a homosexual

Man, that was huge semen plug that Derek finally was able to pass!

by Yamcha208 October 10, 2020

semen samba

The awkward dance a couple does after sex when the toilet roll is just out of reach. Butt cheeks/thighs and miscellaneous tangled body parts must coordinate to prevent a cuddle puddle from forming while flailing for the TP.

My girlfriend and I performed the semen samba after realizing that the tissues were on the other side of the bed.

by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016