Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

dick seek

When a girl looking to fuck in a party.

girl 1: gurl you going out tonight?
girl 2: yeah im going dick seeking in da club

by nigawitagun June 26, 2015

Malice seeks not hollow spirits

The phrase “malice seeks not hollow spirits” implies that malicious intentions or Ill will do not target or seek out individuals who are lacking depth, substance, or genuine character. In authenticity, and a strong sense of self. The phrase suggests that individuals who lack depth or genuine qualities may be less likely to attract or become the target of negative intentions. -SpeechIncreased

“Simple men, and women may not worry for malice seeks not hollow spirits”

by Speech Increased May 28, 2023

National attention seeking whore day

When people want to try and manipulate a lad into fancying them or giving them attention

National attention seeking whore day- is someone who tries to manipulate lads to liking them and that like everyone’s attention on them

by Ahhhhhahahahahah October 16, 2021

Argue seeking

A person who fishes for argument or would say something to make an argument worse

a lot of people are argue seeking in this generation

by Joel Oppar November 15, 2016

Hide And Seek

Hide and Seek is a game law enforcers play with criminals. It's like Cops and Robbers. You start off by murdering someone (let's say this is a joke for legal purposes but know that it isn't). Then you need to get rid of the body. I won't tell you how I do it because the fun comes from being creative (yeah this is a joke. Not really). So figure out the way you like to dispose of dead bodies. You'll get the hang of it if you play this game enough. I already mastered this game. Hahaha. After you kill the person and get rid of the body you will have less than a week until a loved one files a missing persons report. That's when the game begins. Hahaha. The law enforcers will be the seekers and the person you murdered will be the hider. You win by never getting caught. Have fun playing Hide And Seek!!!

Based off of my definition... Let's hope we never cross paths in a game of Hide And Seek. Only one of us will walk away if we play...

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025