Seed Dick

The person or persons who do not tell you that you have seeds stuck in your teeth, despite having conversations with them.
BOY A: OMG, I had a poopy seed in my front tooth!

BOY B: Yeah, I didn't know how to tell you.

BOY A: You're a seed dick!
by Lovepeaceandlemonade June 22, 2012
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Shoot the Seed

D1: To be able to give extremely good female oral sex.

D2: To be able to fold your tongue into a taco shape and spit a seed or "Shoot the seed"
E1:After having spent all his life on a farm, John Colbert was really good with the ladies.

They all knew he could really Shoot the seed.

E2: John could also plant a garden in 1 minute, by shooting seeds.

(if John Colbert reads this,

"you have to pretend to Shoot the seed

on the Colbert Report... pretty please")
by Kai.Packard January 18, 2011
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seed swap

Linda and Keith went to a seed swap last night.
by Buttonswap2021 January 26, 2021
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seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.
Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.
by Love6figuregridreferences December 7, 2019
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