Curm

The sticky goop on and around children's hands and face, comprised mostly of snot, drool, half eaten cheerios and other partially consumed food products.

(N) After eating dinner, the kid got away before we could wash his hands and he proceeded to cover everything in the vicinity in curm.
(Adj) Keep your curmy-handed child off of me!
(V) I just had this shirt cleaned and my toddler curmed all over it.

by shipwreck Jonny March 31, 2015

curm

A slang word for "cum"

hey ho you have some curm on yo face.

by tshiethidiedsh July 26, 2006

Curm seed

A melon

Your a Curm seed.

by Nakejae March 15, 2022

Eating Curm

When someone farts cum out of their arse after anal sex and the other person eats it straight from their arsehole.

“She said she’d only try anal if I agreed to eating curm from her arse after. It was disgusting”

by MissBlob June 11, 2018

Curmish

A word that can be used by all ages. Tis a
wild card in the English language. Means
anything you want it to. Actual meaning
changes and is never disclosed to others.

I am having a very curmish day.

by Curman July 5, 2022

Curmuffin

Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days

I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower

by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

curmudgeapalian

Curmudgeapalians basically don't believe shit, but use their religion to avoid unpleasant activities.

Sorry, I can't go to the office Christmas party, I'm a Curmudgeapalian.

by Zoomerz August 10, 2009