loaf seat

a seat of great comfort, made of any baggage ranging from dufflebags, suitcases, and backpacks. most effective when the person making the loaf seat has less then 8 hours of sleep.

the man made a loaf seat to sleep on while waiting for his ride.
guy 1:"dude im about to pass out"
guy 2: make a loaf seat"
five minutes later...
guy 1:"zzz"
guy 2:"zzz"

by BSA T74 AW September 25, 2010

Yeet in the seat

1) When the seat is yeeting too hard and you just got to get up.

2) An expression used to show how much something sucks. The yeet didn’t even get up from the seat.

“I’m about to fail my math test.”
“That’s a yeet in the seat”

by Apersoncontributingtosociety May 1, 2019

hump seat

middle seat in the back of a car

Not bitch.. no way in hell i'm sitting in the hump seat again

by Dawn July 12, 2002

seat sniffer

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)

Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

back seat

A term used to reference a person's butt, particularly a woman's butt.

I'd love to be the thong in that back seat.

by mangus May 24, 2004

front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

by Word Bendo April 13, 2011

seat sniffing

When you smell someones seat, at most, 15 seconds after they get up

"Did you see that Guy seat sniffing that girl after she got up"

by justlykethis September 18, 2013