scotty buns

a non human that everyone thinks is a human

Scotty Buns is being really weird drinking water with his finger... is he ok?

by DarthPlasma January 26, 2018

scotty surprise

when a guy is taking a girl from behind, he spits on her back near to finishing to make her think he blew on her back and when she turns around the guy blows on her face

scotty v inventor of the scotty surprise

by tango alfa November 20, 2010

Scottie

A man who is short, stout, angry and ginger.

"You could say he was a right Scottie, his tantrums would go unmatched."

by anvilwhacker12 May 10, 2024

Scottied

The act of bringing FUBAR to an entirely new level. Similar to Murphy’s Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but completely due to ones own actions.

That guy was eating a piece of chicken and completely Scottied. He had to have surgery to remove the bone from his throat.

He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.

While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.

by Sierratwohotel June 18, 2018

Scottie

Dark skin male and can take rough anal for an abnormal amount of time.

“Scottie got that tight one”

by {Insert Here} June 2, 2022

Scotty Football

An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.

Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?

by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023

Scotty Hinrichsen

A rude, Careless person. An awesome big Brother, but a Stupid guy. Has an Amazing Girlfriend. oh man. hes a good friend. usually walks in a "gangster" style.

"it s a bird, its a plane, no! its Scotty Hinrichsen!

by Kristinicole March 3, 2009