Someone who makes a shitty meme, song, or video and decides whether it was intentionally shit or not based on the response it got.
John: "No you see, the song is intentionally bad!"
Mike: "John, that's a schrodinger’s shit, you're full of shit."
Mike: "John, that's a schrodinger’s shit, you're full of shit."
by starpelly July 21, 2021
Get the schrodinger’s shit mug.The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."
"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
by 0theFool July 27, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's Penis mug.Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:
"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"
"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"
Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."
by MinkleMic July 27, 2021
Get the Schrodinger’s slug mug.Schrodinger's Shapiro is a person who starts a debate and decides whether he was serious or not based on the outcome. Troll if he loses, serious if he wins.
Attorney: "And this concludes the defense regarding the case of property trespassing. My client is not guilty."
Judge: "I find the defendant not gui-"
Plaintiff: "Chill, your honour. I didn't sue him for real, it's just a troll."
Attorney: "Objection, your honour. That is clearly Schrodinger's Shapiro."
Judge: "I find the defendant not gui-"
Plaintiff: "Chill, your honour. I didn't sue him for real, it's just a troll."
Attorney: "Objection, your honour. That is clearly Schrodinger's Shapiro."
by Zangiuli February 14, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Shapiro mug.A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)
A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's DILF mug.A joking term in video gaming. Said to someone or to oneself when their shooting accuracy is somehow both deadly accurate and extremely abysmal at random times throughout a game round or session.
"Bro, how are you somehow getting major kill streaks and making some of the worst shots I've ever seen in my life right now?"
"I don't know, man. I have Schrodinger's Aim tonight."
"I don't know, man. I have Schrodinger's Aim tonight."
by Dexen Xeptar November 30, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's Aim mug.having a threesome with 2 ladyboys. You are both gay and straight at the same time since you are fucking 2 halfs a woman and 2 halfs a man.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?
Person 1: Both?
Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?
Person 1: Both?
by Iwritefunnywords December 19, 2024
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