Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.
Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"
Mark: "That was so unfunny."
Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"
Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."
Mark: "That was so unfunny."
Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"
Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."
by EnderThatGuy February 4, 2025

(Not to be confused with Schrodinger smut)
In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"
"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"
"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
by Penny Cat August 20, 2025

A statement comprised of the author's genuine beliefs that can be explained as ragebait by the author, defending themselves against critique, depending on the overall reaction to said statement.
Person 1 (Truthfully): The moon landing was completely fabricated!
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.
by Gorbster1 February 23, 2025

During Covid times when you saw a white woman wearing a facemask and didn't know the shape of her nose it was all possible variations of a caucasian nose while she was wearing the facemask and you didn't know if she had a good white woman nose or not until she takes of her facemask and you get to see the actual shape of her nose
by jamfish December 9, 2022

Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium
Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp
Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨
Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨
Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
by Iris sus June 28, 2022

She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend
by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024

by the trolly January 22, 2023
