Flip Flop Swap

An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.

"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."

"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."

by Dontdothat May 17, 2012

swap

abbreviated way of saying Swap Meet, an outdoor flea market, usually with cheap/no admission, tends to be located in large parking lots with many stalls of independent sellers. Usually stalls are made of metal pipes and tarps.

Want to come with me to the swap this weekend?

by sarita_frito November 28, 2004

cunt staples

cunt staples is a vaginal body piercing

hey, joan, if you wanna be punk, you gotta get some cunt staples

by anthony p. October 6, 2005

staples

giving someone a quickie when their parents aren't home but telling your parents you are going to staples

"Mom, i'm going to staples, be back in 10."

by Omar the Mexican September 11, 2005

staple

Term used in card games that signifies a card that everybody runs in every single deck.

That card is a staple in all of my decks.

by Cds February 18, 2003

staple

To have strong sexual intercourse with a female.

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.

by jeff March 21, 2004

Worcester Swap

When you insert a PVC pipe in your butt hole and a girl's butt hole and proceed to shit into her open butt hole so that your dump is in her butt hole.

Man, my girlfriend was nice and full after that Worcester swap last night!

by Dirty KJC March 18, 2014