Suburban Fucktionary

a suburban fuck-tionary is a book about sex and fucking

Hey man did you read the new Suburban Fucktionary I learned how to fuck correctly!

by flamingofan123 May 5, 2019

Suburban

An upper middle class person (typically a woman or gay male) whom believes they live their lives according to the rich and famous however are stuck in their grandparents ways in a low class suburb 40ks from a major city.

This person may hold events such as gender reveal parties, Tupperware parties and an occasional wine tasting to impress their other wannabe wanker friends.

Person 1 - “Hey babes did you hear Tyler and his partner had a gender reveal party?”
Person 2 - “Omg, they’re so suburban”

by Mattyb September 16, 2020

The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.

Damn Y'all Sally be doin, "The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.

by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024

suburban mom

ella

“ella you’re such a suburban mom”

by sjbchxkf dva March 26, 2022

Suburban

Suburban is sub-urban, not quite the country not quite the city.

The area they described as having long, winding suburban roads wasn't anything like what they were describing 20 or 30 years ago, though if they got there or visited recently, they wouldn't know that. It was a city the size of Omaha or somewhere like Omaha, surrounded by small towns and long, winding country roads that few people if anybody lived on. If you went back one hundred years the city itself had been a small town in the middle of the country. It was only when people from suburban places like Florida and California wanted the area to look like where they were from and invested in making it look that way that it started to look more like Florida or California.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

suburban ghetto

What the suburbs become when violence rates rise.

Tatyana: My homegirl just moved to Long Island with her parents.

Paris: Girl.. you mean the suburban ghetto?

by motorolamamii July 14, 2022

Suburban Slalom

When you are driving on a narrower side street and have to keep weaving back and forth around parked cars.

There were so many cars parked along my street I had to do the Suburban Slalom to get home.

by denshanosenshi May 23, 2019