STD

Special Technical Device.

There are over 5 Billion people in the world with an STD.

by the personz February 24, 2022

STD

Used as an abreviation for the following:
-Send the dick
-Still too drunk
-Super throw down
The person who you are talking to will have to figure out which one you are trying to say based on the context of the sentence.

Why Won't Hairy just STD to Maddy already? We needs the benefits!
Idk, I think he is waiting for approval.

Hey...STD?

No, the last time I drank was last weekend.

Wanna have a STD in the basement friday night?

Sure, as long as Hairy can come.

by STDlove February 25, 2019

STD

Study That Dick

Sluts STD to see if they want ro get pounded.

by TreTheDyke December 19, 2017

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010

Std's

Std is like pokemon, you can collect them and then trade them for other std's

Hey can I have your std's for my std's?

by TheBuilder is funny November 18, 2020

STD

addison hopkins

bru addison hopkins got another std

by Landon woolwine July 3, 2023

STD QUEEN

A female, or a effeminate man, that likes to be treated like a queen, that is a frequent flyer at the free clinic for her “re-check” for chlamydia, gonorrea, heroes, genital warts (HPV), .........

A: Britney called again, she’s got a drainage and a smell for the 3rd time this month. B: Tell her to come on in to the clinic for treatment. A: Good thing we’re crowning her as the “STD QUEEN” for the month since this is her second positive GC (Gonorrhea-Chlymidia) this week!!

by Not Baker Mayfield December 6, 2017