snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.

1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

nose snatch

Someone, majority of the time a ginger, who has an obsession of snatching your nose or giving it a quick "boop" because they're a soft boy.

Nose snatcher approaches
"I'M GONNA SNATCH YA NOSE!"

"lemme boop it."

by Lluuze January 26, 2020

snatch diving

The art of licking a woman's Snatch.

'My jaw hurts, i was up all night snatch diving.'
'Fancy a spot of snatch diving?'

by James And Stuey June 14, 2008

stanky snatch

Her stanky pussy lips smell like kangaroo ass

Damn dude u licked that stanky snatch lips up and down

by Stanky snatch June 23, 2016

snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.

Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..

by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014

snatch snatcher

A Pussy Magnet, someone who is extremely good at obtaining girls available for intercourse

Steve: I dont wanna brag Carl.. but im a real snatch snatcher

by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015

Snatch Mullet

Like the original "mullet" business in the front, party in the back design. The snatch mullet consists of abnormally long pubic hair at the lowest portion of the vagina, beside the lips, flowing back to the anus, with a teased, short perm around the clitorous.

I was gonna go down on Linda, but pillow pants jumped out of her snatch mullet!

by fubar1234567 January 26, 2011