I listen to all the old technical old school metal and slipknot is still the shit. Who the the fuck cares who listens to them, that doesn't change shit. There is fuckers for every metal band out there. Suicidal faggot goths. Goths eat dick.
by Bitchface July 08, 2003
Slipknot is an emo metal band which is comprised of a group of mask wearing cutters. Someone shoot them immediately and do the rest of the world some good. Also and/or better known as slopkunt.
bmr|katze: Slipknot is full of emo ass, mask wearing cutters!
GOD: but they dont cry
GOD: so they do not meet all the emo requirements
bmr|katze: majority rules.
GOD: but they dont cry
GOD: so they do not meet all the emo requirements
bmr|katze: majority rules.
by bmr|katze November 27, 2005
1. A band of 9 people ( not 13 like some loser said) they arent gothic or emo unlike some people claim. Many people also argue over thier genere and argue over if they are mainstream or not. It doesnt really matter because if you like something you really wouldnt care. Many people also do not like slipknot because they think it would be cool to hate something for the hell of it. Geeky critics also proclaim and TRY to provide evidence of the so called "Nu-Metal" phenomenon because they cant say something positive about the music they like. Slipknot doesent care what you think about them, and niether should you, so stop bitching and get a new hobby other than duplicating posts about how "SLIPKNOT ARE POSERS" your just proving that PEOPLE=SHIT.
by 742617000027 June 27, 2005
A useless band that has no talent. Corey (The singer) just screams through the entire song, and i had to go to lyrics.com to figure out any of the song names. Mick (Gutarist) plays extremely fast to cover up the fact that many notes sound wrong. The drummer is suckish.
by CQFan March 01, 2009
A formation of 9 (yes, NINE) talentless sellouts that come together and create an eardrum-splitting noise pollution that some tasteless people call "music." They also like to perform in attire that most likely came out of a Halloween-themed flea market.
John: Man, im in the mood for some good music by some talented artists.
Tim: Well, dont listen to slipknot then, they have FOUR percussionists.
John: Four? Wow, they MUST have no talent if it takes 4 of them to do what most bands can do with just 1 drummer.
Tim: Your right, lets listen to some Red Hot Chili Peppers. Hell, lets go to a pig slaughterhouse and listen, it probably sounds better than Slipknot!
Tim: Well, dont listen to slipknot then, they have FOUR percussionists.
John: Four? Wow, they MUST have no talent if it takes 4 of them to do what most bands can do with just 1 drummer.
Tim: Your right, lets listen to some Red Hot Chili Peppers. Hell, lets go to a pig slaughterhouse and listen, it probably sounds better than Slipknot!
by coach jones December 21, 2007
Good 9 piece band. In my opinion, not too many people like them, its like you like them or you hate them. Their drummer Joey Jordison almost made me orgasm when i saw his drum solo on video.
by YUO CAN NOT RECOVER FROM SUCH FAGGOTEERING. April 18, 2005