silent houdini

When a guy is plundering a females vajiggle jaggle and pulls out. He then spits on her back making her thing he came. When she turns around, he blows his load all over her face.

Friend one: "Hey man how was last night?"
Friend two" "Pretty good until she got pissed when I pulled a silent houdini"

by realniggazunite September 23, 2013

Silent Witness

Name given to a gentlmans hand that is used in the act of self love. The hand knows your secrets but luckily for you it will never tell.

That was lucky. I almost broke a finger on my Silent Witness...

by Piggonshig April 24, 2016

Silent Vacuum

During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.

I silent vacuum'd your Mom so hard, i lost my balls.

by PopzZN May 10, 2016

silent upload

That thang you do when you need to make an upload, but you don't necessarily need niggas to know about it

Yo dawg, keep it on the DL but I just did a silent upload of Celine Dion's Greatest Hits. Check it.

by 0Kay November 28, 2016

Silent shrub

A land/estate for booty calls and loose women known for alcohol, drugs, and debauchery.

Nick met a girl at the cigar bar and brought her back to the silent shrub.

by Peter piper 911 January 10, 2017

silent bullying

No one talks to you. Everybody ignores you and act like you're invisible

I hate silent bullying

by Neo Rwby April 22, 2018

Silent Movies

Watching porn on your personal device with the sound muted, so no one knows what your watching.

Jack denied he was watching silent movies, but the bulge in his pants gave him away.

by Stubdog June 26, 2018