John: “My dad called me the other day and told me I’m about to have twin sisters. He’s 60 and I’m damn near 35!”
Jim: “You got grand siblings that’s crazy.”
Jim: “You got grand siblings that’s crazy.”
by MelaNova July 16, 2023
Get the Grand siblings mug.Eldest sibling syndrome or E.S.S is When you are the eldest amongst your siblings so you automatically fall into the cycle of having to use things until they are disintegrating because you can't ask for new ones.
Whereas on the other hand any younger sibling can ask for whatever and get it instantaneously because they are not the eldest.
Examples of this include tattered clothes and using things until they break.
Whereas on the other hand any younger sibling can ask for whatever and get it instantaneously because they are not the eldest.
Examples of this include tattered clothes and using things until they break.
Person 1: Dude. Your underwear is literally hanging by the elastics. Why don't you get new ones?
Person 2: Oh you know why. Ask my little brother.
Person 1: No wait. Don't tell me you have Eldest Sibling Syndrome!?
Person 2: It's gotten worse
Person 2: Oh you know why. Ask my little brother.
Person 1: No wait. Don't tell me you have Eldest Sibling Syndrome!?
Person 2: It's gotten worse
by Mad King JJ July 29, 2017
Get the Eldest sibling syndrome mug.Special bond between a guy and a girl created after both of them have had, alternatively or simultaneously, sexual intercourse with the same girl.
-Hey, Monica, guess who I tapped last night!
-Who?
-Jessica!
-No way, I did her last month. We're oil siblings!
-Who?
-Jessica!
-No way, I did her last month. We're oil siblings!
by Oyster Lover February 1, 2016
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Get the full sibling mug.when someone dates one sibling, they break up, then the person dates their brother, then on and on with the family like how a homie hopper jumps homies, but it's siblings
by raymond ramen December 3, 2022
Get the sibling switcher mug.Someone who invaded your life through your mother's uterus (Or an orphanage)
They drive you mad and you drive them mad, but no one else can drive you or them mad.
They ruin your life but they kinda don't
Siblings are confusing little shits
And they are also little fucking snitches
They drive you mad and you drive them mad, but no one else can drive you or them mad.
They ruin your life but they kinda don't
Siblings are confusing little shits
And they are also little fucking snitches
Sibling: "HEY I NEED--"
me: "SHUT DA FUC UP"
Sibling: "But someone is bullying me!"
Me: *I'll kill them*
me: "SHUT DA FUC UP"
Sibling: "But someone is bullying me!"
Me: *I'll kill them*
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022
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•Girl: I am like- in love with Max Charles.
But like, not a romantic one.
I just want him as my brother.
•Boy: A sibling crush?
2
I have this mad sibling crush on Max Charles.
•Girl: I am like- in love with Max Charles.
But like, not a romantic one.
I just want him as my brother.
•Boy: A sibling crush?
2
I have this mad sibling crush on Max Charles.
by Catch-My-Vibe June 27, 2016
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