Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023

Sharpethious

Sharpethious is a deity of being greater than everything else.

Person 1: "Is that Sharpethious?"
Person 2: "That is right. That's Sharpethious the Greater God"

by NotSharpethious123 February 11, 2024

Sharberry

It's like a shart but it doesn't leave your buttcheeks.

That was a close one I thought it was a shart and I was gonna have to change my undies, but fortunately it was just a sharberry.

by ZurnofDeath January 16, 2026

Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

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343:Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Sharpenings

Leftovers after sharpening an art pencil, synonymous with shavings

After you sharpen your art pencils, clean your sharpenings off the bed.

by VBMilkman February 21, 2025

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Sharpener Top

A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.

Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.

Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.

by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025