Scottish Rite Freemasonry

The specific area of Freemasonry existing in plain sight home to some of the most foul of the dirtiest blood thirsty deviant perverse Satanic demon posessed portals to hell contriving leery eyed old men in white chaffeur caps who happen to have a thing for young blonde haired blue eyed guys, that being said of which are all extremely homosexual and more extremely closeted, home to where some of the most bizarre rituals are conducted whereupon dead bodies are odiously played with and skulls drank from like some raunchy party at Puff Daddy's. A venerable whorehouse of deceit and ogre like men, its generally a good idea to stay far away from the demon portals.

Ah no wonder that guy in Norway snapped and killed all those innocent people, he was with Scottish Rite Freemasonry.

by 666357J753666 August 21, 2011

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Scottish Bog Trotter

When the fine lady you're with agrees to anal but has an arse is so filthy you can't even be sure there's a definite hole, you go ahead with it then switch real quick to her snatch to teach her a lesson with your shit covered dick.

Tim: Did she finally let you in the back door?

Mike: Yeah, but she was so gross I had to give her the Scottish Bog Trotter so she'd clean her shit up.

by divinas commedia September 08, 2011

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Scottish Cinnamon Bun

A sexual act performed between two or more males. An actee folds his flaccid penis on itself like a snail's shell or a cinammon bun and holds it in that shape. One or more actors ejaculate onto the folded penis to create the frosting.

Damon: What did you have for lunch?

Boss: A Cinnamon bun.

Damon: Do you mean a Scottish Cinnamon Bun?

Boss: I don't think it's Scottish.

Damon: The cinnamon bun is known to be of Scottish origin. Are you sure it wasn't a Scottish cinnamon bun?

Boss: I guess it could be...

Damon: *snickers*

by digbee October 20, 2008

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