the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex
|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake
|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake
"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*
by bobii December 23, 2007
Get the cake scalemug. A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.
by Augustine205 October 6, 2017
Get the Dickter Scalemug. The Fairusa Scale is the scale is used to determine that a woman of unknown hotness, is either actually really hot, or that you want to punch her right in the mouth.
The scale takes into consideration all possible possible images of Fairusa Balk, then you pass in the woman of unknown hotness, using specific comparison algorithms, comparison operators, and levers and pulleys. you can then extrapolate that you may in fact have to punch a woman right in the mouth.
this scale actually runs along side the normal Scale of Hotness that is also know as the 1 - 10 Scale of Hotness.
The scale takes into consideration all possible possible images of Fairusa Balk, then you pass in the woman of unknown hotness, using specific comparison algorithms, comparison operators, and levers and pulleys. you can then extrapolate that you may in fact have to punch a woman right in the mouth.
this scale actually runs along side the normal Scale of Hotness that is also know as the 1 - 10 Scale of Hotness.
Damn, look at that girl over there, I cannot tell if she is hot or I just want to punch her in the mouth, I am going to need to run this through the Fairusa Scale to find out.
*BAM* right in the mouth, she was a 2,
*BAM* right in the mouth, she was a 2,
by kernelsandirs October 3, 2013
Get the Fairusa Scalemug. by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008
Get the hoetastic scalemug. The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.
I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.
by Jlwiesler July 27, 2015
Get the The Buscemi Scalemug. A Scale Devised by sociopsycologist and rapper Lil' Jon to describe the magnitude of energy, or crunkness, at a party. Crunkness is rated on a ten point scale with 1 being the lowest. This scale is highly subjective, so what is crunk for some might not be for others.
Guy 1: Dude that party last night was a ten on the Crunk Scale!
Guy 2: no it didn't you dumbass, it was a 2!
Guy 2: no it didn't you dumbass, it was a 2!
by eseguety April 10, 2009
Get the The Crunk Scalemug. The scale (also know as “BC”) used to rate a chic you see in the back country, vs. in a big urban area like r your hometown. Generally you get a +2 bump up since almost every backcountry chic is full granola.
by ACL shredder October 12, 2023
Get the backcountry scalemug.