"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!
by Mr. Jameson September 14, 2010
Get the Tighter than a Cat's Ass mug.Sassy gay friends are really good at preventing women from making dumb decisions, typically when it involves men and relationships. They excel at this because they have the reasonable intellect of a male combined with the emotional drive of a woman. This bridging gap can also work the reverse way by helping men make better decisions with women.
The Sassy Gay Friend was made popular by the popular Second City Network skit found on YouTube.
The Sassy Gay Friend was made popular by the popular Second City Network skit found on YouTube.
Ted: I was almost going to get with Steph, but fortunately my sassy gay friend knew from the drink she ordered that she had herpes and stopped me. Close one!
Alice: I was going to call Karl, but Alejandro, my sassy gay friend, told me to give up.
Alice: I was going to call Karl, but Alejandro, my sassy gay friend, told me to give up.
by Pootbritches July 20, 2010
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A combination of sassy asshole, when there's an equal amount of attitude and douchebaggery combined into one.
Dude, try this tea! It's awesome!
"Sorry, I dunked all of mine in the Boston harbor"
You're such a sasshole.
"Sorry, I dunked all of mine in the Boston harbor"
You're such a sasshole.
by John Locke the Sassiest October 9, 2012
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Besides looks, Abbey's ass feels amazing cupped in your hands. Squeezing her ass is the best feeling in the world. As soon as you touch it, you'd want to spend the rest of your life kissing and fucking that ass.
Besides looks, Abbey's ass feels amazing cupped in your hands. Squeezing her ass is the best feeling in the world. As soon as you touch it, you'd want to spend the rest of your life kissing and fucking that ass.
EX: "Man, I gotta girlfriend, but I can't help but wish she had Abbey's ass."
EX: "There's all these wonderful asses in the world, but Abbey's ass is by far the best and the only one I want."
EX: "There's all these wonderful asses in the world, but Abbey's ass is by far the best and the only one I want."
by bllushing May 16, 2014
Get the abbey's ass mug.Sassuality is simply the act of being sassy. It can be defined as a love and desire for verbal power; supernatural confidence; and an unrelenting pursuit of attention. An early sign of sassuality is a burning passion for the last word in every conversation, debate, or discussion. Most sassies can create dramatic phrases spontaneously.
Plural: Sassies
Singular: Sassy
Plural: Sassies
Singular: Sassy
by Majivugirl November 7, 2011
Get the Sassuality mug.A person who's sass is beyond the regular level. This person can add sass to anything and usually gets whatever they want. Wagging fingers, z snaps, head rolls, eye rolls, and the sticking out of the tongue are some of the many trademarks of a sassmaster. Usually a female
The only reason she won the lord of the rings trivia game is because she was a sassmaster and scared everyone out of answering the questions!
by Befferoni July 30, 2009
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