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Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009
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Safety fly

A dragonfly; symbolizes protection and safety to whomever sees one
"I've been super nervous about moving to a new city, but I saw a safety fly this morning so I know I'll be okay."
by chicbird January 2, 2017
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Safety scissors

I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !
by stonebullets February 4, 2022
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safety pin

mostly a metal device used for holding together wedding dresses and clothes....but know has been exploited as a fashion to those who are interested....but if not I bow to you who want to hold your clothes on
get married....you'll see......or rip your pants
by Laura June 30, 2003
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Christmas Safety

noun
also the Christmas Safety Campaign
a campaign whose aim is to prevent girls and young women from being raped or killed by Niddars and to educate them about the use of devices for their personal safety.
The Christmas Safety Campaign was launched in 2004 after the Lucie Blackman murder case committed by Kim Sung Jong, a businessman of Korean descent, in 2000 in Japan.
Rotten-Kimchi-Buster Spray, a Christmas Safety weapon, for your girl friend.
by Abajian November 26, 2005
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Safety Third

1 have fun
2 take nothing personal

3 safety (of you, your team/patrons, others)
by Nick w/the NAK July 17, 2019
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Safety Beer

A beer that you drink as soon as you arrive home to prevent you from leaving again, i.e. driving back to work or to pick up a friend at the airport. A safety beer guarantees you a free pass as no one would ask you to drink and drive.
Boss I would love to come back in but I have had a safety beer.

Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.
by Pseudoname99 August 20, 2013
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