RuneScape

This game takes your life away. It makes you skip church, homework, keep from your family/friends, make other family members or friends play it, skip meals, stay up late, get less sleep, get fired from work, be late to school, find excuses to stay home, when your parents are gone and your not allowed to play you play anyway, if your married you pay more attention to training your woodcutting and dragon slaying then your soulmate, holding your piss and crap until the last minute, occasionally wears things in real life that are similar to the game, buying things from the jagex store, not brushing your teeth, not eating at the dinner table with your family, scarf down that food extra quickly to be able to play again, Gaining weight, always having the urge to come and play games, trying to quit only to find that its harder to quit then stop doing drugs, and starting to live off your instinct, you will also like it darker in your room. Don't even think about quitting cold turkey, then your basically boned up the ass. You'll be back sometime that week.

example 1:kid: Hey jimbo! You comming to church today?
runescape kid: no sorry i can't i have too much work to do. (training skills)

example 2:girlfriend: Hey! Your late!
boyfriend: Gah, I'm really sorry i forgot to do something.

example 3:dad:hey son! want to play ball? i have to go back to iraq next week.
son:after this clue scroll.

example 4:friend: check out the ass on that babe!
runescape kid:mhm. OMG 5MIL DROP FROM GODWARS

by Mr_Clean225 December 13, 2009

Runescape Rage

When one rages on the game called RuneScape.

D3vils_Pker1: Roost you gonna rage hulk and smash nans vase again?
Blue_Roost64: No u mad bro runescape rage? cause i dont get mad?
Nicholas: Ye I mad coz i fail at scape with my 93 herblaw
D3vils_Pker1: me 2 i talk more shit even though im the one who rages and is a fag with nick!
Blue_Roost64: gg u guys!

by Dat_Fuze September 6, 2010

Runescape

A game with addictive gameplay to some. To others (me) its just plain out boring. I really don't see whats so entertaining about doing the same thing over and over and over again. To some people thats their whole life. Same go's for Counter Strike.

Clint: So Brian, What did you do this weekend?

Brian: Well, Saturday i spent all day playing Runescape. Then i drank a can of bawls so i could stay up all night to play runescape. Then i spent all sunday playing. My girlfriend IMed me but i blocked her because i to busy playing Runescape to talk to her.

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 23, 2005

Runescape

The number one killer of any chance at getting laid.

I was about to bone this girl but then she found out I played Runescape.

by Jimmythefish150 March 30, 2009

runescape

Cocaine for kids.

You can't stop using it once you done it.

Damn, I need to play some more RuneScape!

by Lenok August 2, 2007

ruined orgasm

Ruined orgasm is when a broad slowly cock teases you to the point of orgasm and stops just before you cum leaving your cock throbbing. She does this over and over until your balls ache and you’re going insane for sexual relief, then when she is finally ready for the ruined orgasm. She brings you to the edge again only this time just as you are expecting the onset of a tremendously huge orgasm, your balls are tightening up, all she needs to do is stroke up and you’re Cumming!! Instead she lets go of your cock and you feel an unspeakable pain in your balls that only a man knows because at the point of orgasm instead of that last stroke up, she grabbed your balls and squeezes as hard as she possible can, totally stopping your orgasm, maybe leaving you dribbling a little cum, but either way your both sitting there watching your dick get soft as you’re left suffering from lack of release and with a severe case of blue balls!!!

True story:

Me: Last night this broad left me with a ruined orgasm.
Man did my balls ache afterwards!

Reed: What’s a ruined orgasm?

Me: Well, I thought I was get a long, slow handjob, bu the cockteaser kept stopping right before I came. Man my balls were aching, when finally when I thought I was finally going to cum, at the last second the broad seized my balls and squeezed hard!! I lost my hard-on and not a drop of sperm came out. My BLUE BALLS were aching. All because I wouldn’t go down on her.

Reed: Well, I’m sure that your used to blue balls, Jerk-Off!!!

This really happened, men beware!

by Mister Jack Fister September 20, 2008

Rune Face

A dumb-founded look on ones face, often caused by sitting in front of a computer screen playing RuneScape for many, many hours. Hence the name "rune face".

Billy had a Rune Face at school today, since he was on RuneScape from 4 to 1.

by Chiddy September 22, 2009