Maury Roulette

A bunch of men jack off into a bowl and stir it up with a spoon, then a girl comes and they put a funnel in her and pour it in her. Called "Maury Roulette" because it explains so many of the cases on Maury (TV Show)

Dude: "Ifa buncha dudes jacks off in like uh saucer bowl, den stirs it up wid a spoon. An a girl come and be like with a funnel an dey pours it in her pu.. uuh.... vaginas, an she have a baby... WHO DA DADDY?"

You: Well kid, that's Maury Roulette!

by ssh0ney September 1, 2012

Laxative Roulette

The ultimate drinking game played by a group larger than 2 people. You start with 10 glasses of vodka only one contains half laxative. Unlike Russian roulette where the loser is clearly noticed this games loser goes undetected for some time until they shit out they’re insides.

Guy 1:” Hey who wants to go out drinking tonight”
Guy 2:” Nah man let’s play laxative roulette, it’s this new drinking game”
Guy 1:” Sounds good”

by cumguzzler69;)rawr XD February 28, 2020

Muslim Roulette

In the Tabel there are 6 meals but only one meal don't have pork meat.

"Damm those motherfuckers want to go to hell, they are playing muslim roulette"

by Akuma42 June 8, 2022

Pantry Roulette

Opening the pantry or food cabinet & randomly pulling cans of food out & making a meal out of whatever you got, even if they don't go together.

Dad put corn & refried beans in the soup, I guess he played Pantry Roulette for dinner.

by Hal O. Ween June 2, 2011

Wine Roulette

The game of chance played while drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.

was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.

by Chubby Pickle February 26, 2017

Custard Roulette

A game consisting of 5 people and a car in which 4 are blindfolded and each are standing by a door handle. The 5th person randomly chooses a door handle and nuts on it once completed the 4 blindfolded people grab their door handle at the same time leaving one with man custard on their hand

Hey guys wanna play Custard Roulette with my moms car?

by TheeCustardSlinger June 24, 2020

URL Roulette

Being that bored, you scroll through your recent URL's and pick one at random.

Lucas - i was soo bored i decided to play URL Roulette and ended up Rick rolling myself!

Nicky - lmfao

by Kenyons May 4, 2011