Reverse Cockblock

The act when a girl you are interested in calls on your friend to join during a date with the sole intention of using him as a cock block.

This turns the 'date' into a 'friends hanging out' scenario.

Bobby: Hey Sarah, you wanna grab a pizza tonight?
Sarah: Sure! hey John (bobbys friend), you wanna come grab a pizza with me and bobby?
John: Sure!
*reverse cockblock*

by benbjamin February 13, 2009

Rockblocking

Preventing someone from getting a free high. Similar to cockblocking but with drugs not sex.

Hey don't be rockblocking!

Damn rockblocking mf's!
Wtf ?Why she always rockblocking me?

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 19, 2018

roadblockhead

Someone who refuses to keep up with the traffic flow or move to the right.

I was late for work because I got stuck behind a real roadblockhead.

by writnstuff January 26, 2010

cockblockjutsu

A cock blocker who is so good at cock blocking that it seems he practices cock blocking like a martial artist studies a martial art.

me: The cockblockjutsu flows through this party like crazy.
bro:What do you mean bro?
me: I have been cockblocked at least 10 times since we got here. I think allot of the bros here are cockblockjutsu specialists.

by Pi-nut January 19, 2017

cockblocker

its when someone blocks the cock

i mean..whatifjakewantedtodosomethingwithdirksthingwhentheygothome? such a cockblocker - Broadway Karkat ( Jordan )

by such a cockblocker September 3, 2018

Cockblock Effect

The immediate action taken by men after getting rejected online, in person, or during prom. The guy in question will usually try to put the girl on blast or expose them after romantic/sexual advances we're rejected or denied.

Rick: Dang man, I didn't get to hit last night.

John: Really bro? That sucks. You didn't have a cockblock effect and freak out did you?

Rick: Not yet. But I might post her nudes on Snapchat if she doesn't blow me tonight.

by Trebaltimore01 June 21, 2019

Roadblock

When you get cock blocked by the morning corkscrew.

Woke up and tried to fuck my girlfriend only to be roadblocked by the morning corkscrew

by uandus January 21, 2020