Robert

A person with little to no intelligence and not spontaneous but acts giddy when placed around other mens group activity

He gets really Robert when at the gym running

by Licentious January 3, 2020

Robert

Most fire nigga out here

Robert stole your bitch

by Hdsghhh March 3, 2019

Robert

So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.

Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2022

Robert

He is a black person

"Hey theres Robert" "He black"

by Gottem bois March 10, 2020

Robert

Noun. A person whose recommended videos list on YouTube comprises TED Talks, machine learning webinars, permaculture, and Peppa Pig reruns.

Adjective (mostly pejorative). A sense of humour that is unapologetically full of inside jokes, obscure references, and causticity. Think Dennis Miller, but more lowbrow and self-deprecating.

How very Robert of you to nickname your three year old “the Party of No”.

by rahsputin December 20, 2016

Robert

Guy who enjoys casual loafing, and also is a rock climber depending on which region he is from.

(guy 1)Robert couldn't make it today, said he was busy. (guy 2) Must be loafing himself, he's always at it.

by Euan Bis February 21, 2009

Robert

Dumbass who asked is Fortnite for the wii

That robert kid is retarded

by Elf_man March 19, 2019