Robert

Sexy straight meme man that get the chicks and loves doing sex with girls

Robert is a hot boy

by TheGodofsexyness March 11, 2021

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Robert

Roberts are mostly tired in school and fall asleep in lessons and exams.

They tend to laugh at there own jokes and could be gay for his friend with the big lips.
Roberts tend to use dead memes.

Man 1: who was that sleeping in the exam
Man 2: oh, it was robert

by communist_duck February 17, 2019

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Robert

A person with little to no intelligence and not spontaneous but acts giddy when placed around other mens group activity

He gets really Robert when at the gym running

by Licentious January 3, 2020

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Robert is a guy with two sides. One is sweet and the other one is the asshole part. His sweet side makes him a guy that is a good friend but is super weird about it. He has a few friends but makes sure he makes them last and have a good time. Some times he makes it to weird as in he acts kind of gay. When it comes to his asshole side he is a rude jerk who blames everybody else for his mistakes. He bullies people and makes them less confident mentally and physically. He will do whatever he can do get what he wants. So if know a Robert, I advise you to be careful. All in all, Robert is a sweet guy, but you just don't want to get him pissed off.

Roberts are complicated.

by Nariha June 10, 2019

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Robert

Noun. A person whose recommended videos list on YouTube comprises TED Talks, machine learning webinars, permaculture, and Peppa Pig reruns.

Adjective (mostly pejorative). A sense of humour that is unapologetically full of inside jokes, obscure references, and causticity. Think Dennis Miller, but more lowbrow and self-deprecating.

How very Robert of you to nickname your three year old “the Party of No”.

by rahsputin December 20, 2016

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