The effect a store has on you when you enter. You arrive and forgot what you came to purchase, so you wander around the store trying to remember.
I went to Target last night for toothpaste and got retail amnesia. I spent $75 on crap I didn't need and forgot the toothpaste I needed.
by SteelerPP April 6, 2012
Get the retail amnesia mug.The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.
by Manuterus May 14, 2015
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When you eat food that is too hot, so the person is breathing quickly to try and cool down the scalding food that is in their mouth, in which they would look like a retarded dragon.
Yo man, did you see me just now? Those pizza rolls were so hot I looked like I was a retarded dragon.
by JuliusPepperwood May 24, 2015
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by FreedomBird H January 28, 2017
Get the Retower mug.A name for a retard with autism. This name can also be used in situations when you just want someone to go away. For example: The special kid is asking you to get him a juice box. You say, SHUT UP RETARDOAUTIST. He will go REEEEEE MOMMY WHERES MY CHEETO IPAD and then just run away to break another wall. Problem solved :)
Timmy is such a retardoautist. He plays minecraft and clash royale on his Cheeto IPad! Oh no! He just spilled HI-C on his moms phone. It will be pretty hard to clean that off.
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