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retail amnesia

The effect a store has on you when you enter. You arrive and forgot what you came to purchase, so you wander around the store trying to remember.
I went to Target last night for toothpaste and got retail amnesia. I spent $75 on crap I didn't need and forgot the toothpaste I needed.
by SteelerPP April 6, 2012
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retard dong

The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.
Toby is slow, but man can he fuck. He's got that retard dong.
by Manuterus May 14, 2015
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Retarded Dragon

When you eat food that is too hot, so the person is breathing quickly to try and cool down the scalding food that is in their mouth, in which they would look like a retarded dragon.
Yo man, did you see me just now? Those pizza rolls were so hot I looked like I was a retarded dragon.
by JuliusPepperwood May 24, 2015
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Retower

When you tell a joke so retarded that you have to take a shower to wash away the new chromosomes you just acquired.
That joke was so autistic you have to take a retower.
by FreedomBird H January 28, 2017
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Retardoautist

A name for a retard with autism. This name can also be used in situations when you just want someone to go away. For example: The special kid is asking you to get him a juice box. You say, SHUT UP RETARDOAUTIST. He will go REEEEEE MOMMY WHERES MY CHEETO IPAD and then just run away to break another wall. Problem solved :)
Timmy is such a retardoautist. He plays minecraft and clash royale on his Cheeto IPad! Oh no! He just spilled HI-C on his moms phone. It will be pretty hard to clean that off.
by Roblafo May 23, 2017
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Retardistic

When someone is so retarded you think they are autistic as well hence the word "retardistic"
Fuckin' Nigger you are so retardistic
by 9yuhnijmkol.; May 25, 2018
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Retsuko

Retsuko works in a Japanese trading firm's accounting department
by JRodg911 October 3, 2018
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