reed

that inoing kid every one knows he thaks he knows every littil thang but we all know he dosent he thanks hes sooo cool but he not!! to bub hem you can just cal hem reeda

is that reed im going to call hem reeda

by drrtrrrrrr February 6, 2020

Reed

When you misspell the word read

A: hey I'm reeding here
B: I think you meant reading
A: Mind you're own business you bastard

by Druuum January 8, 2022

Reed

The male equivalent of 'Karen'

Omg, he just asked to talk to the manager AGAIN? He's being such a Reed.

by Q.o.t.B September 19, 2020

a reed

a person or people {reeds}, who ae amazing and wonderful

"hey reeds how are you this afternoon"
"wow you are such a reed"

by enbyfrog January 28, 2022

Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.

I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now

by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023

Reed Vaughn

A long lanky mother fucker, has an absolute foot long. Has very high standards so many girls never get the chance with the Vaughn Slong. Very funny guy but when he's trying to sleep don't fuck with him, he is an enraged beast while trying to sleep.

Damn, Vaughn has a slong! Reed vaughn

by Jesse Moses October 23, 2018

Reed

weird little guy, possibly a midget and unfortunately most likely jewish

Friend: man I hate being short

You: man your such a Reed

by Cheezit_69sigma October 30, 2025