REDcard

The ultimate goal of Target's disillusioned LODs and GSTLs who whip their cashiers with spiked belts at every prompt to try to enforce their will against unsuspecting customers.

Usually the result of a life of shit, failure (i.e. dropping out of college, high school, getting fired out of a more prestigious position), and overall the ultimate fear of losing their job even though they're already working under shitty conditions at little over minimum wage.

Victims are usually high-school students with potential or mentally retarded and morbidly obese individuals that can't find a job anywhere else.

I just started working at Target a week ago, and this nasty bitch with crooked teeth and a terrible lisp told me that if I don't get redcards, she'll murder me and rape my family.
That hurt my feelings, (so I yelled 'This is SPARTA' and roundhouse kicked the b*tch and got the fuck out of there).

by Knick Nack Paddywack October 16, 2008

Radical

Radical, an extreme form of something. To be cool, to be rad

see "rad"

That guitar riff was radical as fuck man!
Dude, this pizza is radical.

by Darrel March 20, 2003

Radical Rodent

Quite possibly the greatest band ever from Connecticut. Born of the flames of some dragon or something. I dunno.

Were you at Radical Rodent's last concert? They rocked hard.

by annonomyous August 22, 2004

Junior Educated Radical Kid

Someone that takes on the Acronym of J.E.R.K. Created in the early 1990's by a child from Northwest Indiana. Lives on today.

Dave: "You are a real J.E.R.K."
Joe: "Yeah, a Junior Educated Radical Kid!"

by Hoe Juber June 25, 2007

Radical Islam

an oxymoron used only by ingorant Bush people

Islam is a religion of peace (Islam comes from the Arabic word Salaam which means peace, and Muslims always greet each other with the phrase "As Salam Alaikum meaning May Peace be Upon You") and hence there is no room for radicalism.

by TheDepriversOfAzkaban January 10, 2005

JJ Redick

NOT at all a big time shooter. Can't beat Maryland. His skills are similar to his poetry. Both are awful. Duke's not our rival. Duke only wants to be rivals with teams they can beat. Since they can't beat us, we aren't their rivals either. JJ can shoot threes. However, JJ can't play defense, dribble, or do much of anything else. Except write poetry.

JJ Redick shot 5 for 19 from the field and cannot play well against Maryland.

by GO TERPS! February 16, 2005

J.J. Redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's one of the best shooters in basketball history.

A: You know who sucks at basketball?
B: J.J. Redick, and not only does he suck, he likes to pick his nose.

by Tyler April 25, 2005