how big is your keyboard?
i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!
well how big is your rectum?
i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!
well how big is your rectum?
by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

I heard the door slam and woke up. James had left and my bum felt funny. Did he chuck it up my arse last night? Or was it a rectum Spectre?
by Fruitloopy74 July 13, 2019

When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.
by Cleft lardson April 30, 2021

The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.
"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."
by whitelinens September 28, 2022

by DumbWizard June 25, 2010

by Big huff February 24, 2024

by DADDDBIGheart VANS December 12, 2016
