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Laxative Roulette

The ultimate drinking game played by a group larger than 2 people. You start with 10 glasses of vodka only one contains half laxative. Unlike Russian roulette where the loser is clearly noticed this games loser goes undetected for some time until they shit out they’re insides.
Guy 1:” Hey who wants to go out drinking tonight”
Guy 2:” Nah man let’s play laxative roulette, it’s this new drinking game
Guy 1:” Sounds good
by cumguzzler69;)rawr XD February 28, 2020
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Maury Roulette

A bunch of men jack off into a bowl and stir it up with a spoon, then a girl comes and they put a funnel in her and pour it in her. Called "Maury Roulette" because it explains so many of the cases on Maury (TV Show)
Dude: "Ifa buncha dudes jacks off in like uh saucer bowl, den stirs it up wid a spoon. An a girl come and be like with a funnel an dey pours it in her pu.. uuh.... vaginas, an she have a baby... WHO DA DADDY?"

You: Well kid, that's Maury Roulette!
by ssh0ney September 1, 2012
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Baby Roulette

When multiple men get together and ejaculate in a cup, mix it up, and pour it in an ovulating females womb.

Normally played as a sexual party game.
We got together the other day for a ol' fashion game of Baby Roulette
by bitkizzy January 12, 2019
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Muslim Roulette

In the Tabel there are 6 meals but only one meal don't have pork meat.
"Damm those motherfuckers want to go to hell, they are playing muslim roulette"
by Akuma42 June 8, 2022
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Father roulette

You and all of your friends get together with a girl, jerk off into a cup, and then use a turkey baster to insert the cum in her vagina
You coming to the party? We are gonna play father roulette!
by Doctor puss slayer March 11, 2021
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Wine Roulette

The game of chance played while drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.
was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.
by Chubby Pickle February 26, 2017
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Roulette Ratio

The ratio of people jerking off to people not jerking off on chat roulette. Usually quiet high.
Dude, the Roulette Ratio was so high last night. I swear i saw more cock than face.

The roulette ratio was about 50:50
by The One And Lonely December 14, 2010
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