Shit and Roses

A short version of the saying 'I fall into shit and come out smelling of roses'

Sammy: 'How did you get away with not doing that work?!'
Jimmy: 'Shit and roses mate'

by PlipandPlop April 20, 2007

Jenna Rose

An annoying 12-year old spoilt brat who not only is a bitch, but who also aspires to be a prostitute, and is slowly achieving this dream in every new provocative video on youtube.

Lyric:
"You know that you want to, you know that you need to,
It will last longer for you. Baby say it now,"

Jenna Rose: They know that they love me, they know that they hate me,
No matter what, I am a sta-a-r.

Janis Ian: You think that everybody is in love with you, when actually everybody HATES you!!!

by Vamp_teeth April 04, 2011

Jennie Rose

The girl I love...She is the most sweetest and cutest and hottest and sexiest🙃

I love you Miss Jennie Rose

by Baby0000 November 24, 2021

Jack and Rose

(Noun) When your date dies before the night is over

Things were going great with Ken last night but then he fell in a pool and drowned. It was a total jack and rose

by Dr. Knockers and bear December 23, 2016

Shooting roses

False compliments paid to a girl (or guy) in order to woo them.

Guy:"You've got to be a parking ticket because you've got the word FINE written all over you."

Girl: "Aww, you're just shooting roses."

Proceed to coitus.

by Cognizes August 09, 2008

Axl Rosing

Not showing up on time, or at all for an important event because you didn't feel like it. This resembles the behavior of Axl Rose.

Person 1: "Dude why didn't you show up for your wedding"
Person 2: "I felt like Axl Rosing"

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

bed of roses

an easy life, a pleasant place to work or stay

Who said that retirement is a bed of roses?

by VAKI5 May 09, 2005