rewarded handsomely

when someone receives a significant sum of money for work done or product sold

He was rewarded handsomely for all his hard work in the business

by Arthur Brown November 10, 2013

Retard Rub

When someone is trying to say you are being stupid but politely by just rubbing your arm or shoulder or head.

" Im not being stupid, don't you Retard Rub me!!!"

by crazybirdlover September 6, 2009

retard jones

a downright stupid and worthless being that usually wear (but are not limited to) velcro shoes and can't think for themselves and speak in a foreign tung .

hey retard jones what you lookin at i ain't got no porkchop sandwiches for you.

by kalisz June 14, 2010

Premeditated Retardation

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

Phil Reardon

Orignial Singer for FFTL
Now in band 'The New Tragic'

"Dude who's better Sonny or that other guy?"
"Who Phil Reardon?"
"Yeah Him"

by Skywalker Girl August 22, 2006

Geographically retarded

When someone is constantly lost and never knows where they are. They don't know where any place is and even with a play by play of how to get there and will STILL get lost.

Nicki: (answers phone)
Eric: I'm lost
Nicki: I gave you directions.
Eric: I dont know where this place is
Nicki: ugh..you are so geographically retarded..you can never find anything

by Haywoodjablowme83 March 31, 2010

Sentimental Retardation

The need to keep tons of things for "sentimental" reasons. The inability to get rid of anything. Usually involves the need to rent storage lockers, because every room in the house and basement is already filled with sentimental knick-knacks and memorabilia.

When Jane moved out of her house, she needed to rent 3 storage lockers to store all of the things she couldn't part with. She suffered from Sentimental Retardation.

by jcbailaz October 30, 2011