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you aint ready

You are not prepared for what is about to happen to you. Your inadequacy is about to be exploited in a major way.
"Yo Nate. You tryin' to hoop?"
"I don't know, dawg."
"Why not?"
"I ain't tryin' to embarrass you like that."
"Boy, if you don't get over here and check the ball."
"OK. We can go but you aint ready..."
by wordsmith_94 November 22, 2015
mugGet the you aint readymug.

I'm almost ready

In a girls's language,
"I'm almost ready" means,

I have just started..
..so give her time..
Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "I'm almost ready.."

Peter : "Ok.."

5 minutes after..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..."

10 minutes after...

Peter : "Are you DONE????"

Isabell : "Can't you wait???"

30 mimutes after..

Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?"

Isabell : "One second.."

Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!"

Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes"

Peter : "10 minutes ago?"

Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.."

Peter : -_-
by Lollica May 10, 2010
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hot-n-ready

5 dollar little ceasers pizza that is suppose to be already made.
warning: eating an entire one by ones self will result in a dirty sanch-hole the next day.
dude i ate that whole hot-n-ready now i got the hersey squirts like there no tomorrow.
by poopoo mcgoo69 March 31, 2009
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Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

Used before the infamous ready, steady, go!

This tricks everyone in the race. They hear the beginning of "G" and assume that it stands for go. They are mistaken as the insult gaycunt is actually called. Those who have fallen for the trick are ridiculled.
Gandhi: Hey, let's race to the toilet!
Idiot1: Yeah!
Idiot2: Yeah!
Idiot3: Yeah!
Gandhi: I'll start the race.
Idiot1: Alright.
Gandhi: Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

*Idiots 1 and 2 proceed to sprint aimlessly towards the toilet*

Idiot3: Fuck you Gandhi. Fuck you and your childish games.
by Davyan September 30, 2007
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my tacos are ready

when girl is wet enough to have sexual contact/intercourse
Cameron: "Are you ready for my andaconda?"

Susie: "yes,my tacos are ready big daddy"
by Drowy757 November 13, 2010
mugGet the my tacos are readymug.

Hot-N-Ready

A large 14” pepperoni or just cheese pizza from Little Ceasars Pizza, hot out of the oven and ready when you are! A Hot-N-Ready pizza usually costs only five dollars plus tax.
I'm sooo hungry but i spent almost all of my money on that bud we just smoked.
Dude let's get a hot-n-ready!
by Natalya Audigier March 4, 2009
mugGet the Hot-N-Readymug.

ready brek glow

The fuzzy, red outline surrounding the actors in a 20th generation porno film. So called because of the red glow around the little character in the Ready Brek TV commercial. See also porn fuzz
"That grumble flick you loaned me was shite. Everyone had ready brek glow, you could hardly see a thing."
by 7kev7 November 13, 2007
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