random jackassery

the act of doing something completely off the wall for no reason at all

" Johns giving the cable guy a lapdance was just random jackassery"

by Shanrock April 1, 2010

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Randomicitous

A person who just keeps saying random things....and nobody can follow...

A person FULL of randomicity...

Person 1: "Wouldn't that be crazy if spiders wore high heels? They would feel so loud..but to us humans, we wouldn't hear a thing!"

Person 2: "uh...sure...?"

Person 1: "DAMN...that firework exploded and then it died...wait, that was just my cigarette, HA...oops"

Person 2: "What are you talking about??"

Person 1: "You know, all those leaves in the window?...crazy story there..."

Person 2: "Wow, I seriously have no freakin' idea what you're talking about....you are being randomicitous right now!"

by doll-face14 April 1, 2011

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Random Act of Foodness

When cooking, you grab a veritable cornucopia of things, and put them together for a recipe that ends up turning out to be amazing!!!
Stipulation: You may not have previously intended to make this recipe, it must be spur of the moment.

Dude, I just committed a random act of foodness. I defrosted some chicken in the fridge, but when it thawed, I realized it was pork chops. So, I randomly grabbed some sauce, cheese and peppers that happened to be in my fridge and baked it.
Excellence :)

by xler8r July 21, 2011

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Random Beef

When one has an unspecified hatred or dislike for another when this person has done nothing wrong. derived from the words beef, as in being moody with someone and random to imply spontaneity

marty: hey john
john:...
marty: i wonder why hes got random beef with me

by Puff Puff Parsnip May 1, 2012

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