r/nicegirl

A girl who is initially nice to you but when you go somewhere without them, say no, disagree, don't respond on time or say your taken, they'll flip out and insult you and be the opposite of a "nice girl". These kind of women can be found on the r/nicegirls subbredit

Her: Hey want to hang out <3
Him: Sorry I've already got plans, how about tomorrow?
Her: Lol you fucking what? WTF why wouldn't you come out with me? I'm a nice girl! are you trying for some slut bag?! You fucking asshole, I cant believe you!
Her: I'm out of your league anyways boy, have fun with slut girls <3
Him: Wow another r/nicegirl

by Beezoar February 17, 2018

C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.

The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society

Red Dwarf - Polymorph. "I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback with that--the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.", Rimmer.

by Absolut Russia November 20, 2006

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

The r/writing subreddit Principle

The r/writing subreddit Principle states that if your question starts with the words "Is it ok" or something similar to that then the answer is invariably yes.

"Hello, r/writing. Can I use a particular gimmick or a plot device that has been used before but because I don't actually read books or do any research I just assume it to be a highly original idea?"

"According to the r/writing subreddit Principle, the answer is always yes. You can write whatever you want."

"But is it ok if, like, my main character dies in the end? I'm afraid the average reader will be put off by my creative genius."

"Yes! Stop asking other people for validation! Grow a backbone and write what you want!"

by Judas Altar Boy June 24, 2022

h y p e r n u t

When you haven't beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light

I just H Y P E R N U T all over my hair.

by hamstring puller November 14, 2016

RΞOL

A Japanese musical unit that consisted of vocalist/lyricist Reol, music arranger GigaP, and movie director/producer Okiku.

In 2016 RΞOL released the hit album Sigma.

by Cho0 April 17, 2019

R. Lee Ermey

The baddest motherfucker to ever roam the land. More epic than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris thought he was the shit until R. Lee Ermey opened a can of whoop-ass on him.

by Not a Real Marine October 18, 2010